





Limited Edition Hand-Poured Soy Candle - The Candidate
The Candidate
“An uplifting aroma to ensure success.”
A Bipartisan Warning:
Guaranteed to make everything we say seem like a good idea.
The Platform:
Wild Grapefruit scent with hints sweet Georgia peach.
Clean-burning soy blend wax.
Single cotton wick.
Vegan, cruelty-free, and free of the shady stuff (parabens, phthalates, sulfates).
Hand-poured in Atlanta, Georgia by patriots.
5.5 ounces. Sized just right for bedrooms, bathrooms, or anywhere else you scheme and dream. This candle pulls its weight giving both hot and cold-throw. Expect a consistent scent from first spark to final flicker, and when burned like a responsible adult, it won’t leave a messy wax crime scene behind.
Burn time: up to 50 hours of straight-up persuasion.
Perfect for keeping or gifting to both friends and enemies on both sides of the aisle. Noses across the US approve this message.
The Candidate
“An uplifting aroma to ensure success.”
A Bipartisan Warning:
Guaranteed to make everything we say seem like a good idea.
The Platform:
Wild Grapefruit scent with hints sweet Georgia peach.
Clean-burning soy blend wax.
Single cotton wick.
Vegan, cruelty-free, and free of the shady stuff (parabens, phthalates, sulfates).
Hand-poured in Atlanta, Georgia by patriots.
5.5 ounces. Sized just right for bedrooms, bathrooms, or anywhere else you scheme and dream. This candle pulls its weight giving both hot and cold-throw. Expect a consistent scent from first spark to final flicker, and when burned like a responsible adult, it won’t leave a messy wax crime scene behind.
Burn time: up to 50 hours of straight-up persuasion.
Perfect for keeping or gifting to both friends and enemies on both sides of the aisle. Noses across the US approve this message.
The Candidate
“An uplifting aroma to ensure success.”
A Bipartisan Warning:
Guaranteed to make everything we say seem like a good idea.
The Platform:
Wild Grapefruit scent with hints sweet Georgia peach.
Clean-burning soy blend wax.
Single cotton wick.
Vegan, cruelty-free, and free of the shady stuff (parabens, phthalates, sulfates).
Hand-poured in Atlanta, Georgia by patriots.
5.5 ounces. Sized just right for bedrooms, bathrooms, or anywhere else you scheme and dream. This candle pulls its weight giving both hot and cold-throw. Expect a consistent scent from first spark to final flicker, and when burned like a responsible adult, it won’t leave a messy wax crime scene behind.
Burn time: up to 50 hours of straight-up persuasion.
Perfect for keeping or gifting to both friends and enemies on both sides of the aisle. Noses across the US approve this message.
Pro Tips for Safe Burning
Keep it Trim: Snip wick to 1/4” before lighting.
Burn Smart: Place vessel on a heat-resistant surface.
Dodge Drafts: Keep it out of breezes. Snuff It, Don’t Puff It:
Know When to Say Goodbye: When only 1/4” of wax remains, it’s time to part ways. It’s not you—it’s physics.